Cinco de Mayo

I’ve learned more from being wrong
Than I have from being right
If you pee into your chocolate milk
That glass may not taste nice
Well, that’s because pee don’t taste good
But I haven’t learned that yet
So off I go to make more chocolate pee milk for myself
Just maybe I’ll love the taste this time
Then want another glass
I hope [...]

January-Smanyary

I’m just trying to write
Think of something to write about
Then, I look down at my torn pants
and presto Modesto
I see this hole that is staring at me
It is actually kinda freaky
Because it started talking to me
for me, and I know it has a lot to say
Then, suddenly I hear a burp
I jump
Then, as I look [...]

Right Hands

I wish I had two right hands
Because I’m right handed
I wish I had two right hands
Then I could shake my own hand
I wish I had two right hands
Then I could pick my left nose with my right hand
But I wish I had a left arm because left arms are pretty cool!!!

YouDoOlLadyWho

Just a thought
I have one for you
Give me a minute
What are you thinking
Forget all this thinking
Just feel and act
That’s the way to go
Or just act like you’re feeling something
Everyone has something to feel
Just don’t get slapped
Unless you want to feel a slap
Or slap something that you feel
Just think about being slapped
When you act don’t think
I’ll [...]

Brictabracalacafraca

What if you were walking down the street carrying a brick in your hand
When a boy on a bike rode up and asked
What was in your hand?
When you looked down you actually had a boy with a bike in your hand
And you were talking to a brick.

Poohang

Dingle berrys, dingle berrys come big and small
The taller you are the harder they fall
If I took a dump and only half came out
The rest would scream and probably shout
Knock me, Knock me, Knock me off
I just couldn’t shake it so I started to cough
Then with a bang I heard a big plop
From this point [...]

B O L O G N A

Laying in a tent
Looking up at
Tent Top
Above Me
Not Below Me
Bologna is a tasty sandwich
And Made For
Everyone
To Eat

Songalong

Life is just a series of songs
And I’m living one song to the next
When I’m sad I feel like drinking
When I’m mad you’ll see the fighting side of me
Put your hand on my knee
And you’ll see the loving side of me
Cause I feel like making love
One song ends and the next begins
Oh, please god let [...]

The Fort Within Her Head

My doll she’s the one for me
Cause she can make butter
She can make bread
Sometimes we go to the fort inside her head
 
Yesterday, we went to the store
She bought me some cards with marks on the side
She thought I could win some dough
When she went to pay the man
She tried to pay with a can
A can [...]