January-Smanyary

I’m just trying to write
Think of something to write about
Then, I look down at my torn pants
and presto Modesto
I see this hole that is staring at me
It is actually kinda freaky
Because it started talking to me
for me, and I know it has a lot to say
Then, suddenly I hear a burp
I jump
Then, as I look [...]

Step-Mom

Nobody wants a bad step mom
Nobody but nobody
She is the tuna on your lover’s breath
She’s the mold that grows on your cheese
She’s the DMV, stinky rotten pee
And boy she comes at a price
I’ll even throw in the jeans
That somehow gets over her big lard ass
Don’t forget to tuck in the tee
She will make your dreams [...]

Sio

When you talk about a Sio
Do you know what your talking about
A girl that’s shaped
Flashing that Bang that makes a
Sio all worth talking about
What’s a Sio look like
Too bad for you
For if you knew that your life would be screwed
No better there is/ Taken she is
One of a kind and she’s all mine
Life fell into [...]

Right Hands

I wish I had two right hands
Because I’m right handed
I wish I had two right hands
Then I could shake my own hand
I wish I had two right hands
Then I could pick my left nose with my right hand
But I wish I had a left arm because left arms are pretty cool!!!

Maximum Capacity

Maximum capacity, a room built for two. The sun kissed them early in the morning.
Much earlier than their hearts and stomachs ever could. He stooped around heavily
as the clothes weren’t packing themselves.
Then, a day in the life of kings and queens.;
I mean what more could anyone really want.
Pipedreams, Fullmoons, and Good Lovin (just as Mr. [...]

9/27

I said hey baby
Hey baby I said
And she came over to me
She was so easy
So nice and easy
And knows how to butter my bread
Cause she’s got
Something that bounces
Something that shakes
And that shake sure taste good
So give it up baby and baby I’ll give
She’s the queen of men’s rooms
She’s the queen of girls rooms
But the queen [...]

How To Fly

Walking lost, walking blind
Keep on walking and maybe you’ll find
Another way a better guide
Get me off of this ride
Plant my feet on the ground
Clear my mind
Open my eyes
Wash me in the rain
Let me dance on the ground
I once was blind
But now I see
You gotta learn to shake that thing
Leave this life with a bang
Grow some [...]

YouDoOlLadyWho

Just a thought
I have one for you
Give me a minute
What are you thinking
Forget all this thinking
Just feel and act
That’s the way to go
Or just act like you’re feeling something
Everyone has something to feel
Just don’t get slapped
Unless you want to feel a slap
Or slap something that you feel
Just think about being slapped
When you act don’t think
I’ll [...]

39

A twist of words,wasted words, misdirected anger
Excuses are made to retaliate, wait, excuses never made
I am the reason, the reason why
The house is cold at night
She thought I was Mr. Right
Cars break down, she sleeps with a frown, and I live in this little town
Where is the happiness? Where is the Joy?
Perspective is the key; [...]

Brictabracalacafraca

What if you were walking down the street carrying a brick in your hand
When a boy on a bike rode up and asked
What was in your hand?
When you looked down you actually had a boy with a bike in your hand
And you were talking to a brick.

The Architect

Another one walked in
As I saw myself be so welcoming
“Sure you can come in
You’re just the guest I’ve been waiting for”
I couldn’t be happier that you’re here
I assume the rules are known
For this is where what means the most to me exist
And I know that means a lot to you, Right?
What do you mean you [...]

Waiting, Thinking, and Knowing

I take a step away
It’s the easiest thing to do
Here I am there you are
Where are you Who are you
Are these questions ever answered
We comfort in thoughts of our own
You have it all
I know this for sure
I look at you as I’ve looked before
I’ve known before, so well I’ve known
Here I sit all alone
Knowing’s got [...]

Poohang

Dingle berrys, dingle berrys come big and small
The taller you are the harder they fall
If I took a dump and only half came out
The rest would scream and probably shout
Knock me, Knock me, Knock me off
I just couldn’t shake it so I started to cough
Then with a bang I heard a big plop
From this point [...]

Grasping For Straws (Written For Bobby A)

“You know how it is” he said
No, I can’t even imagine grasping for straws
You do what you can
You reach out your hand
You reach out your hand for anything near
I guess when your grasping
The choices you have are slim
Slims better than nothing when drinking is king
From the water of life
I’ll take any straw, cup, and lid
The [...]

Certainty/ Doubt

I’ve watched this young man
All through my life
He’s wandered here and wandered there
Thinking this and knowing that
Always sure but never really
Who can ever be sure
We all know something sometime
I know something for sure
This is because certainty is a friend of mine
At least he is now
Certainty will remain my friend
Why? Because I want no other
Even if [...]

Unwatered Trees

I thought I had an idea
I realized I did
I threw my idea out the window
And it grew into a tree
No one ever saw the tree
But I’m sure it grew really big
Cause everytime I’d think of it
Man it sure seemed big
I’m tired now and that’s what happens
When your nuturing a kid
But everyone knows as well as [...]

Dot to Dot

There’s this point in my life that never really ends
Because if it did I don’t think I could begin
I imagine beginnings and play the role for the day
But that is the point you know when you begin
If life were a dot to dot imagine the picture I’ve made
The points that I’ve made keep coming around [...]

Unordinary Thirst

Last Night I met a Girl
And everything was right
Last night I met a girl
Who did everything alright
Last night I met a girl
Who spun my head like all the others
Right into the gutter
Or was it all the clutters
of our minds, her mind,must be mine
Problem is I mind. Last night I met a girl
I meet her every [...]

Back Home

Here I am again
And right there you sit
Right in front of me
I thought you had left
You just changed your disguise
It’s time to chance
I decided this long ago
Why did you change your disguise
You didn’t have to
I would have chose this anyway
I’ve already chosen
After all
I chose the disguise
Here I am again my love

Songalong

Life is just a series of songs
And I’m living one song to the next
When I’m sad I feel like drinking
When I’m mad you’ll see the fighting side of me
Put your hand on my knee
And you’ll see the loving side of me
Cause I feel like making love
One song ends and the next begins
Oh, please god let [...]

The Easy Way

Without a purpose of being what is there to live for? Do we create our own purpose or is there a purpose embodied within us from the time of birth? Responsibility is a byproduct of purpose. There is only one purpose that is relevant to me and it is a byproduct of responsibility. I need [...]

The Fort Within Her Head

My doll she’s the one for me
Cause she can make butter
She can make bread
Sometimes we go to the fort inside her head
 
Yesterday, we went to the store
She bought me some cards with marks on the side
She thought I could win some dough
When she went to pay the man
She tried to pay with a can
A can [...]