Cinco de Mayo

I’ve learned more from being wrong

Than I have from being right

If you pee into your chocolate milk

That glass may not taste nice
Well, that’s because pee don’t taste good

But I haven’t learned that yet

So off I go to make more chocolate pee milk for myself

Just maybe I’ll love the taste this time
Then want another glass

I hope   *because*

I’m the chocolate pee milk poster child for lacking common sense

So, filler up I’ll have a glass

Ooh, That taste like piss