Nobody wants a bad step mom
Nobody but nobody
She is the tuna on your lover’s breath
She’s the mold that grows on your cheese
She’s the DMV, stinky rotten pee
And boy she comes at a price
I’ll even throw in the jeans
That somehow gets over her big lard ass
Don’t forget to tuck in the tee
She will make your dreams come true
Never-mind that’s someone else
She’ll tear your family up
Smash you hopes on the ground
But that’s alright cause listen tight
She’s just the septic of my tank
A paper-cut, left nut, a left nut in a paper cup
Oh’ you know what I mean
Filed under: Dedication, Must Read | Tagged: bad, mean, Poetry, relatives, Step Mom
