My doll she’s the one for me
Cause she can make butter
She can make bread
Sometimes we go to the fort inside her head
Yesterday, we went to the store
She bought me some cards with marks on the side
She thought I could win some dough
When she went to pay the man
She tried to pay with a can
A can of my favorite berries (the ones with a dingle inside)
This is true
It is no lie
All we do is laugh inside
Watching him open the can
Thinking it was full of dough
He took a big whiff and
Smiled at us, took another sniff
And sent us on our way
He seemed really happy
I don’t know why
But this is the stuff that happens
In that fort inside her head
Back to the fort we went again
Now it’s dinner time
Time to eat
Inside the diner
In that fort inside her head
We decided to play some cards
I opened the deck, ace’s high
The waiter came “Our special is goldfish thigh”
She told him we’d have two
Wait, Is that two fish or four thigh
Cause everyone knows that a goldfish has two thighs
My doll spoke and said to him
We’ll just take
If it’s all right with you
The goldfish dingleberry stew.
Amen
Filed under: Dedication, Must Read, Nonsense | Tagged: Doll, Fun, Lady, Nonsense, Writing
